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u HaVe VieTnAmeSe PriDe

u gEt LecTuReD aT lEasT onCe a DaY

2 u...aP MeaNs aSiaN PriDe....nOt aDvAnCed pLaCemeNt

u HaTe WhiTe PeOpLe (WeLL i mEAn Da RaciSt OnEs..!!..)

sOmEonE iN uR FaMiLy WeaRs gLaSsEs

At YoUr B'day paRty tHey ArE All your ParEnTs FrieNds ThAn YoUrs

u CoMpLaiN bOutS hOw HoT iT is iN tHe AuStRaLiA aNd uR ParEntS sTaRt tHeiR sTorY bOutS hOw Hot iT is iN VieTnaM

gIrLs....u HaVe aT leAsT oNe PAiR oF fLaRes aNd sHiRTs wiTh DeSigNeR bRaNd NamEs aCrOsS uR CheSt....(BeBe aNd GuEsS)

u OwN a HoNda oR tOyOta....uSuaLLy fIxEd uP

GirLs...u TaKe PiCtuReS aT sTuDiOs cOnStAnTLy (can't Ya TeLL FrOm My PiCs??)

GuYs...aLwAyS weArInG sOmE kiNd oF cOLOgNe

u HaVe aT LeAsT oNe JaPaNeSe ItEm oN oR iN uR car oR iN uR rOoM

u BuMp ChiNesE oR hIgH enERgY mUsiC wHiLe iN uR RiDe

u KnOe oR kiCk iT wItH GaNgS

uR PaREnTs aLwAyS TeLL u tHat iF uR OuT aT nItE oR ouT aT aLL...niGgErS wiLL GeT u...tAke u iN tHeiR VaN..rApe u aNd DuMp u SoMeWheRe fAr aWaY

sOmEonE iN uR FaMiLy SmOkeS

uR RaCisT

uR PaReNtS BuY u ShOeS aNd CloTheS mAnY SizeS 2 BiG sO u CaN "GroW iNtO ThEm" aNd WeaR TheM 4 MaNy YeaRs 2 ComE

uR FaMiLy oWnS ButCheR KniVeS BigGeR ThAn uR HeaD

u KnOe uR SuPeriOr 2 OthEr AsiaNs

u LoOk oLdEr ThaN u ReaLLy aRe

U EiThEr LoVe Da FiLo'S Or LoAtHe ThEm,

u BeAt aNyOnE DowN iF u SeE ThEm StaRe DowN aT u

u CusS OuT aNiOnE iN ViETnAmeSe ThaT PisSeS u oFF

u OwN a RicE CoOkeR oR tWo

u CaN "SquAt"

u ShOw Ur Viet PriDe 2 ThE fuLLesT

u WatCh ViETnAMesE TraNsLatEd MoViEs ThAt aRe 30 TaPeS LoNg

ThEreS ChiNesE iN uR FaMiLy LinE SOmEwHeRe

GuyS....u SiT oN uR BuTt aLL DaY

GiRlS...u Do EvERyThiNG wHiLe THE GuYs SiT oN theIR BuTtS

u HiGhLiGhT uR hAiR

GuYs....u EiThEr HaVe haIr tHaTs spLiT DowN tHE MiDdLe, ThE siDe oR BaNgS tHAt R DyEd aNd SLiCkeD BaCk

uR DoWn 4 uR ShiT

u HaVe EvER GoTtEn LitTle ReD EnVeLoPEs ArounD FeBruArY

PiLeS oF ShoEs TeNd 2 MaKe iT hARd 2 OpEn ThE fRonT, BaCk oR CLosEt DoOrs

uR PaREnTs SaY LeAviNg RiCe iN uR BowL iS a SiN

aN AsiAn WomAn COmEs oN uR ScHoOl CaMpuS aNd PeOpLe aSK "iS ThaT uR MoTHEr?" aNd "tHEn iS iT uR siSteR?"

uVE EaTen PArTs oF AniMaLs TheY DonT eVen PuT iN HoT DogS

u HaVe No EyELAshEs

uVE LeaRnEd 2 KeEp BaRgAinInG EvEN iF tHE PricEs R ROCk BoTtoM

u hAvE 12+ aUnTs aNd UncLeS

PeOpLe SeE a BuNcH oF ScRiBbLeS oN a ChOpsTicK aNd AsK u 2 TRaNsLAtE

eVerYoNE ThiNks uR GoOd aT MaTh

uR PArEntS hAve NeVEr KiSseD u

uR PaREntS hAve NevER KiSsEd EaChOthEr

u HAvE 2 CaLL JusT AbOuT aLL uR ParEntS FRieNdS "aUnTeE" And "uNcLe"

u WanT A sTeREo...Ur paRenTs sAy "wHeN I wAs Ur Age I dIdNT EvEN hAVe SHoeS"

U leArNeD aBOUt The bIrDs AnD tHe bEeS FrM sOMeOnE OtHEr tHan Ur pAreNTs

Ur pArENTs InSIst U maRrY sOMeoNe vIEtNAmeSe

U haVE RocKs, sTIckS, LeAvES ANd sTRangE sMeLLinG uNknOwn sUbStANcES iN uR HouSe 4 UsE aS MeDiCInE

uR PaREnTs CoMPARe u 2 4.5 NeRdS anD CaLL u StuPiD

u LisTeN 2 NeW WavE, DaNcE, tEchNo, sLoW JaMS,RnB, rAP aNd/oR EuRoDaNCe

uR LoYaL 2 aLL uR FriEndS

u DOnT oWN AmeRiCan cArs

uR HeCKa GoOd aT PoOL

CoFFeE ShOPs R uR SeConD HOmE

GiRls...u HATe FOBs ThAT Go "hEy BaBeE....u CuTE. CaN i HaB yO FoNe nuMba?"

u R aLwaYs uPdATeD wIth The AsIan StYLe

u SpoRT NauTiCA, CK, PoLO, NiKE, AdiDaS, aNd GuEsS

u pLaYeD tHE PiAnO OnCe iN uR liFE

uR PaREnTS eIthER BrAg AboUT u 2 OthEr ViETnAMEsE PaREntS oR HeCkA PuT u DOWn

EvEriOnE ThiNkS uR ChInESE nO MaTtEr WhaT u aRe

eVeryOne aLWays aSkS u HoW 2 SaY SOmEthINg iN ViEtNAmeSE...aFteR u TeAch ThEm hOw 2 sAy hELLo AnD HOw r U DoiNg...THeY AsK aBouT THe CuSs WORdS

uR PAREntS CAn OnLy HeLp u WiTh MAtH anD nO oTheR SuBjEcTs

u LiKE DuRIaN

WhEN u GeT DeTenTiON fRM ScHoOl....uR PaREnTS ThinK uR a REBeL

uR PArEntS aLWaYS cOmPAre VieTNAm aND AuStRaLiA

wHEn u GeT Bad GrADeS iN SchOoL...uR PArENts StArT LEcTuRINg AbOuT HOW ThEY Went THROugH heLL iN ScHOoL iN VieTnaM. THeY WoULdVE GotTeN theIr BuTt WhOoPed

u PArENts HaVE tHE WhOlE CoLLeCtiOn oF PArIS bY NIgHT

uR PArENtS aLwaYs CriTiSIzE u...cRiTiSiZe OthErS aNd CrItIsiZe EaChOthEr

u HaVE The LaSt NAme oR is rELAtEd 2 SOmeonE wItH THe LAsT nAmE "nGuYeN"

uR PaRenTs WaNt u 2 be BeTtEr ThAn eVeRiOnE eLsE

uR PaReNtS TrY 2 GeT u iNtO pLaCeS HaLf-pRiCe bY SaYiNg uR 12 WhEn uR ReaLLy 16

Ur mOm HaS HaD a ShOrT CurLy HaIr CuT aT OnE TiMe Or AnOtHeR

uR PArEntS EnJoY COmPArInG u 2 TheIr FriEndS KiDs

uVE HaD 2 Sit ThROuGH KaRaOKe ViDeOs WiTh ScANtiLy cLAd, AsiAn WOmAN aTtEmPtiNg 2 DaNCe AnD WaLk aRouNd a PARk, TeMpLe, oR FOrEsT

uVe HaD PEoPLe Go uP 2 U TrYiNg 2 ImItATe aSiAn LaNguAgEs...LiKE "cHiNG ChOnG WoO BoK ChI etc..."

ThE BiO LeCtUrEs oN MAriNe LiFe(SeAwEeD OcTuPii SqUiD) wErE LasT NiGhTs DiNneR

uR AuNTs aND UncLeS BriNg u BACk AdOrAbLe cLoThiNg fRm VieTnAM wiTh FuZzY BuNniEs, vInYL DuCkS, aNd EnGLiSh WordS ThAT MaKE nO SeNsE iN gReaT cOLoRs LiKe MaGeNta, PiNK, YeLLOW, OrAnGe aNd ThE EveR SO PoPuLar LiMe GrEeN

uR PArEnTs SiMpLy CuT oFF ThE BrOwn/bLaCK PArT oF THe BrEaD aNd InSIsT THaT u EaT iT CaUSe "iTs StiLL GoOd"

u bEcOmE TaLLeR ThAN uR PaReNtS OnCe u HiT PuBeRty

u GeT NoThiNg 4 DOiNG WeLL iN ScHoOl BuT Get iN TrOuBLe iF u DOnT

u BuY SoY SaUcE By ThE GaLLoN

uR PArEnTS ThInK uR thE WoRsT KiD

GuYs....U OnE TiME oR ANoThER iN LiFE HaVE HaD ThE rEguLaTiOn BowL CuT

uR PArEntS aLwAyS ReMiNd u 2 GrEeT SOMeOnE iN vIEtNAMEsE iF ThEyRe ViEtNamEsE

u aLwAys HAvE pOuNdS oF RiCE ArOuNd ThE HouSe

uR PArEnTs HaTe PeTs ExCePt 4 HaRMLeSs CHEAP GoLdFISheS

uR PArENtS r AtTraCtEd 2 ThE EnGLiSh WoRdS..."99 CENTS" AnD "FREE"

u CoLLeCt aLL ThE COuPoNs u CaN FiNd BuT tHeN nEvEr UsE tHem

uR PArEntS KnOE HoW 2 MAkE PhO

u PuT SoY SaUcE oN EvErY FOoD

u CaNT DaTe UnTiL uR 37 (of CoUrSe I ExAgGeRaTeD BuT YoU KnOw WhAt I mEaN)

U LiKe KaRaOkE oR OwN ThE MAchInE at HoMe

u LiKE pLaYiNG BaDmiTtOn

uR NoN ViEtNAmeSe FriEnDs AsK u 2 TeAcH tHeM How 2 CuSs iN VIeTnAMEse sO TheY cAn CuSs aT OthEr ViEtNAmeSe

uR PArEntS oWn a StOrE LiKe a ReStuArAnt oR BaKeRy

uR ReLaTiVeS HOuSe EitHeR sMeLL LiKE iNsEnSe, MotHbALLs, oR MEdiCinE

uR DaD iS SoME SoRt oF EnGiNeEr

u HaVE PaiNfUL MeMoRieS oF ThE FeAtHeR DuStER

u HAvE WoVeN MAtS iN uR HOuSE

u ShOp aT a LoCaL AsiAN MaRKet

Ur FaMiLy TaKEs PiCturEs EvErIwHeRE ThEY Go

NoThiNg MaTcHeS iN uR HouSe

uR DaD HaS The SaMe HaiRcuT ThaT He HaD aS a ChiLd

u HAve a BOX oF NoOdLes iN uR HOuSE

u OwN SoMe SoRt oF VidEo GaME MaChiNe

u TeLL uR PArEntS uR CriSiS PeRiOd aNd TheY StArT TeLLiNg ThEiR StoRy oF HoW iT Was 4 ThEM WhEn THeY wErE uR Age

u OwN a PaiR Of SaNdLes

uR PaReNTs oR GrANdPArENts OwN a GaRdeN

u StiLL ReMeMbEr WeaRiNg ShiRTs WiTH aLLiGaTOrS oR SOme AniMaL oN THeM

u HAvE ThOsE LiTtLe KeTcHuP BaGs fRm McDoNaLdS iN uR FriDgE

iNsIdE Ur CaR iS aN OriEntAL StRiNGy OrNAMeNt

wHeN DeSseRt CoMEs u FiNd SOmE ReD SouP WiTh BeAnS in thEm

uR PaReNtS StiLL HAvE ThE SaME CaR aS ThEY DiD 15 YeArS AGo

uR ReMotE CoNTrOl HaS SOME KiNd oF PLaStiC CovERinG

uR FriDgE iS FiLLeD WiTh ThiNgS LiKe RoOstERs CoCk...PiGs TaiL...rAbBiTs NaiLs aND SoME ReD StuFF ThAT uR NoN ASiaN FriENdS StARe At

uR FRIeNd cOmeS oVEr...aNd AfTeR TheY LeAvE uR PAReNTs MAkE SoME kiNd oF COmMeNT AbOuT tHeM

u HaVE A cALeNdeR SoMEwHerE iN uR HouSE ThaT PeELs PAgEs oNE By OnE

iF THERe aRE FrEe BaLLoOnS oR COoKieS u TaKE as MaNy aS U CAn

uR PArEnTS LuV FrEe ThiNgS

u TaKe oFf uR ShOEs bEforE u WaLk iNtO a HOuSE

EvERyOnE ThiNks u KnOe SoME FoRm oF MArTiaL ArTS

u OwN a PAGEr oR CeLL PhOnE

u And Ur PaRenTs r TaLkiNg NoRmaLLy ANd uR FriEnDs Say WhY iS uR MoM ScReaMinG aT u??

u OwN SOmE KiNd oF AsiAn bRaNd oF TeLePhOnE LiKe PaNaSoNiC AnD SoNy

uR MoM oR AuNt oWnS a HaiR SaLoN oR NaiL ShOp

u Own a CoMpUtEr

WeLL ThAtS aLL FoR NoW ...Hmm AnD LiKe ThIs Is JuSt A JoKe AlRiGhT

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